just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
