the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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