so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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