no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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