what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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