Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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