My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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