normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The police scanner is talking about you again....
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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