I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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