so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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