how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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