Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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