It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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