is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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