To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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