I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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