I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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