Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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