it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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