so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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