i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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