I want to make a zoo with you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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