Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm jealous of your bromance
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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