Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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