Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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