Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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