Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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