the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
