? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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