He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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