how can u be prego again
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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