Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
