so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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