he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
