ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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