You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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