Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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