I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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