My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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