How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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