CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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