if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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