i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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