I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
