i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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