i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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