It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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