her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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