the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
