dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
