Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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