Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
