Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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