no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
